Avengers Business Cards - Just because
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
- BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!
SO PROUD
(Source: bitch--craft)
Superhuman Gender Roles. Instructor: Valkyrie
Valkyrie: Sleeping Beauty. Bridal magazines. “The Bachelor.” All oppressive tools of the patriarchy indoctrinating us to believe we need men to complete our lives. The truth, sisters, is that men will inevitably disappoint you. Intellectually, on the battlefield, and most of all… in the bedchamber.
Valkyrie: Many of the Valkyrior embrace a vow of chastity. It does wonders for focusing a warrior’s mind on what’s truly important: cleaving skulls. But I recognize it can be difficult especially for youths, to ignore the natural appetites of the healthy female body. I am pleased to report one need not turn to a male for satisfaction in this area. Mortal craftsmen have devised-
Tigra: VAL!! What are you doing? You’re supposed to be teaching them to fight!
Valkyrie: And so I am. To fight the oppression of the phallocentric society they live in.Avengers Academy #3
Still the best class ever.
JGL: As she said, I’m here tonight to present the Hollywood Actress Award to Marion Cotillard. I adore this woman. She’s a dear friend, so I figured rather than say a few words about her, I would say a few words to her.
JGL: Miss Cotillard. You’re one of the most extraordinary actresses in the world. You were brilliant in your Oscar-winning role in “La Vie en Rose”. It’s not surprising that you’ve worked with some of the great directors: Woody Allen, Steven Soderbergh, Michael Mann, and of course, Christopher Nolan. Your performance in “De Rouille et D’os”, in English, “Rust and Bone”, is probably your best. Marion Cotillard!
Marion: *strong French accent* Thank you very much, Joe. For these beautiful words. [x]
Let’s go to the mall, everybody!
(Source: drumsofdeath)
